Return of the Moose

What to do when you make a pokemon fusion art

Tue, 21 May 2013 03:42:43 -0600

1: Fuse pokemon
2: Remember you can’t draw
3: Cry

Help you and get you back home to your moose house (・∀・)

Tue, 21 May 2013 03:29:20 -0600

[moose noises]

If you were tied up, gagged, and blindfolded on my bed, I'd probably wonder why you're like that on my bed and probably help you get out if you wanted.

Tue, 21 May 2013 03:18:34 -0600

thank

If I was tied up, gagged, and blindfolded on your bed when you walked in, what would you do to me?

Tue, 21 May 2013 03:14:17 -0600

gankingmonsters:

coloring porn is fun

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:58:57 -0600

coloring porn is fun

binxyyy: omfg george takei is gonna be here for DCC oh god felicia day too

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:02:33 -0600

binxyyy:

omfg george takei is gonna be here for DCC

oh god felicia day too

omfg george takei is gonna be here for DCC

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:01:38 -0600

omfg george takei is gonna be here for DCC

truxtons: desufluff: what this still remains one of my...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:55:22 -0600

truxtons:

desufluff:

what

this still remains one of my favourite things to have graced my tumblr dashboard

“Too many extracurricular activities, Max. Not enough...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:52:46 -0600

“Too many extracurricular activities, Max. Not enough studying.”

nougats: Ibuki from Donut Rumpus! the best character

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:25:46 -0600

nougats:

Ibuki from Donut Rumpus! the best character

peabug: getdestroyed-staydestroyed: Sleep Paralysis is a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:22:36 -0600

peabug:

getdestroyed-staydestroyed:

Sleep Paralysis is a phenomenon in which people, either falling asleep or waking up, temporarily experience the inability to move. Scientifically its the transition state between wakefulness and rest characterized by complete muscle atonia (muscle weakness).

I’ve known several people who have had sleep paralysis, who have even made characters who share the same trait. I’ve never suffered from it myself but I find the folklore around it fascinating, because no matter what nation of origin it always has to do with the visitation of a demon or vengeful spirit who either sits on, restrains, or strangles said victim. And so I drew my own little depiction of it, complete with a demon girl puking black stuff on a guy.

I dunno, sue me.

Fun Fact Of the Day #1 the myth of the succubus and incubus came out of the hallucinations people have when they experience sleep paralysis

Fun Fact Of The Day #2 this dude’s art is so fucking rad

goats in coats

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:57:31 -0600

goats in coats

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:48:06 -0600

WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?

Mon, 20 May 2013 03:46:10 -0600

u callin me fat again anon
imma hurt you

malapine: I wonder what golfree’s butt looks like

Mon, 20 May 2013 03:44:19 -0600

malapine:

I wonder what golfree’s butt looks like

himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to...

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:14:51 -0600

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:13:34 -0600

verceri: Oooook I think I’ll just stop making these for a while...

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:13:00 -0600

verceri:

Oooook I think I’ll just stop making these for a while and work on some humans instead.

This could be fun (or extremely depressing)

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:12:01 -0600

1: Name
2: Age
3: 3 Fears
4: 3 things I love
5: 4 turns on
6: 4 turns off
7: My best friend
8: Sexual orientation
9: My best first date
10: How tall am I
11: What do I miss
12: What time were I born
13: Favourite color
14: Do I have a crush
15: Favourite quote
16: Favourite place
17: Favourite food
18: Do I use sarcasm
19: What am I listening to right now
20: First thing I notice in new person
21: Shoe size
22: Eye color
23: Hair color
24: Favourite style of clothing
25: Ever done a prank call?
27: Meaning behind my URL
28: Favourite movie
29: Favourite song
30: Favourite band
31: How I feel right now
32: Someone I love
33: My current relationship status
34: My relationship with my parents
35: Favourite holiday
36: Tattoos and piercing i have
37: Tattoos and piercing i want
38: The reason I joined Tumblr
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
42: When did I last hold hands?
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
45: Where am I right now?
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
49: Am I excited for anything?
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
55: What is something I disliked about today?
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
57: What do I think about most?
58: What’s my strangest talent?
59: Do I have any strange phobias?
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
61: What was the last lie I told?
62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
64: Do I believe in magic?
65: Do I believe in luck?
66: What's the weather like right now?
67: What was the last book I've read?
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
69: Do I have any nicknames?
70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?
71: Do I spend money or save it?
72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?
74: Favourite animal?
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
78: How can you win my heart?
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
80: What is my favorite word?
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
86: What is my current desktop picture?
87: Had sex?
88: Bought condoms?
89: Gotten pregnant?
90: Failed a class?
91: Kissed a boy?
92: Kissed a girl?
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
94: Had job?
95: Left the house without my wallet?
96: Bullied someone on the internet?
97: Had sex in public?
98: Played on a sports team?
99: Smoked weed?
100: Did drugs?
101: Smoked cigarettes?
102: Drank alcohol?
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
104: Been overweight?
105: Been underweight?
106: Been to a wedding?
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
109: Been outside my home country?
110: Gotten my heart broken?
111: Been to a professional sports game?
112: Broken a bone?
113: Cut myself?
114: Been to prom?
115: Been in airplane?
116: Fly by helicopter?
117: What concerts have I been to?
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
119: Learned another language?
120: Wore make up?
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
122: Had oral sex?
123: Dyed my hair?
124: Voted in a presidential election?
125: Rode in an ambulance?
126: Had a surgery?
127: Met someone famous?
128: Stalked someone on a social network?
129: Peed outside?
130: Been fishing?
131: Helped with charity?
132: Been rejected by a crush?
133: Broken a mirror?
134: What do I want for birthday?
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
136: Was I named after anyone?
137: Do I like my handwriting?
138: What was my favourite toy as a child?
139: Favourite Tv Show?
140: Where do I want to live when older?
141: Play any musical instrument?
142: One of my scars, how did I get it?
143: Favourite pizza toping?
144: Am I afraid of the dark?
145: Am I afraid of heights?
146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
148: What I'm really bad at
149: What my greatest achievments are
150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me
151: What I'd do if I won in a lottery
152: What do I like about myself
153: My closest Tumblr friend
154: Something I fantasise about
155: Any question you'd like?

sturmtruppen: cassetterecorder: okay goodnight bless you

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:19:26 -0600

sturmtruppen:

cassetterecorder:

okay goodnight

bless you